INTJ thinks: Glass is made from silicon dioxide, heated to a temperature of ...
INTP: The glass _is_ full -- half water, half air!
ENTP: Voila! 0.157 litres of dihydrogen oxide, prepared by micro-gnomes.
ENTJ: Hey! This is a beer glass, not a water glass!
INFJ: This glass of water is a metaphor for my life.
INFP: But look! A crystalline vessel, filled with shimmering, life-giving nectar!
ENFP: Whooeee! Water fight!
ENFJ: There's more than enough for friends to share.
ISFJ thinks: I bet my friend would like to have some water right now ...
ISFP (Holds up glass of water, tilts it from side to side, wiggles finger in it, licks finger, grins slightly, moves on.)
ESFP: There's a glass of water! You know, it's healthy to drink a lot of water! Why, I remember when I was growing up, we used to ...
ESFJ: I can't believe someone would leave this dirty glass out here! Clean up this mess right now!
ISTJ: It's half empty now, and it wouldn't surprise me if it dried up completely.
ISTP: So? It's water. Big deal!
ESTP: You call that a glass of water? Why, back where I come from, ...
ESTJ: Hey! Whose job was it to fill up this glass?